Decoupage

This is just a little frame I decoupaged together in college ( I think you would have to agree I'm quite the decoupagiere). Friends of mine and I went to hear him read in Albany. Afterwards everyone was waiting in line for him to sign books. My friends and I went out onto the balcony, where it was JUST David Sedaris, his handler, and us. But really, what do you say to David Sedaris, so we just ogled at him, and then when he left I (resourcefully) picked up the only two cigarette butts where he was standing, and decoupaged them both into the frame; not wanting to choose the wrong one, and accidentaly have his handler's cigarette framed on my wall (makes sense to me). Anyway, this has led to a long-standing debate over which cigarette is actually his. Is David Sedaris, a Marlboro or Kool man? Everything in my being wants it desperately to be Marlboro, but Mr. Sedaris is from North Carolina, where Menthols seem like a good idea, and it is pretty fastidiously stamped out (something I could picture him doing), so you can't really rule the Kool out either. Anyway, something to ponder, I welcome anyones theories.